I've joined the Dwight Army of Champions!

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Yeah, so I've now spent an entire week in the real world, but unfortunately, that coincided with a crapload of work (see, I can be family-friendly). I had planned my sweet schedule to post three times a week with awesome topics and a rotating schedule of important formats, but honestly, I've had so much work dumped on me I can barely keep up with my fantasy team (gasp!).

So here's the deal, party people: I've got a huge deadline this week on Thursday. I'm going to post my Sawyer blog tomorrow night before Lost starts (at the special time of 9/8c) so you can get pumped up for the finale. Then, Friday, I will post something discussing my surefire way to select a presidential candidate to support in 2008. Then, next week, I'll be hopefully back up to speed, but I promise, as a member of the Dwight Army of Champions(!) and not a slacker-loser-wiseass like Jim, I will not let another week go by without my prose tickling your funny bone (elbow)/idea bone (brain)/lack of boredom bone (Xyphoid Process).

Anyways, keep an eye out for the post tomorrow night (or save it to enjoy Thursday knowing I wrote it before the finale...so I knew Locke was still alive before they reveal that...take THAT Lost writing staff) and for more hilarity in the coming weeks. Sorry again to stand you up...but face it, you're all dirty whores when it comes to reading blogs.

Except for you...I just mean everyone else...we're cool, right?

Ok, so in lieu of typing now since I'm now in the crunch, enjoy Stephen Colbert's answer to Korean R&B sensation Rain: