Ahh, a classic from your friends DC the Brain Supreme and Steve Roll'n.
Anyways, it's relevant because I'm back with a vengeance, baby! And when I say baby, I'm referring to you, the one person who is still checking to see if I've posted another blog. I feel we have an intimate connection now after you've stayed strong during my absence. Can I call you baby? No? Alright then...
So I do apologize for being gone for over two weeks and not writing anything relevant for almost a month. As you may know, I'm a graduate student and this was a really tough stretch of work for me (3 papers, a couple assignments, a few presentations). I would have loved to be writing about pop culture and awkward observations I've had instead of writing 30 pages on the applications of Game Theory to Anti-Terrorism policy, but alas, this is what I get to deal with for making my decision to pursue an advanced degree. Oh well...
At this point, I have one exam left...that will knock me out of commission next Tuesday and Wednesday, but otherwise, expect at least 3 (hopefully 5) posts a week from here on out as I waste a beautiful summer in an office making sweet moolah with Uncle Rico (which is what I now plan to call my boss). But after being gone so long, I need to take a hard advertising stance to get my readership back up. So you crazy kids need to help me out through any of the following ways:
- Tell your friends how freakin' hilarious I am (or how funny it is that I think I am).
- Post links on your own blog, your away message, your facebook page, your Goodyear Blimps, vandalize public property, send smoke signals, and do anything else you can to get The Plethora exposure.
- Enjoy the blog yourself because as long as I have one person enjoying this thing, I'm happy enough to keep doing it.
What do I need to do? I need to win you back with the writing only an award-winner can produce (I was given a third place ribbon in the Alton Jones Summer Camp Sack Race...jealous?). And who better to write about in my first real post of May (tomorrow, May 3rd) than Uncle Jesse! I've been talking about it and hyping it up for a month and it's time to make it happen, captain. And trust me, I will make it happen....Sergeant.
Anyways, check back tomorrow afternoon and enjoy the Greek God of Awesome. Here's some Jesse from around the world to get you pumped...
2 comments:
Jesse is huge overseas, America wasnt ready for him, or Hasseloff. If those two toured I would be first in line...seriously.
I don't think you could be first in line...because the mad rush of people from around the globe would create a massive cluster. And then Jesse and the Hoff would look at each other, smile, and realize they should just put on a massive concert outside the arena. "Forever" would pump out of the speakers and UJ and DH would serenade the world with a bilingual duet (English and German)...both shirtless, but wearing leather vests.
This would inevitably cause the world to explode due to an overload of awesome...but I think it would be worth it.
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